Archive for May, 2007

Men Are from Earth, Women Are from Planet Impossible

May 4, 2007

The growing cohort of European ‘Bridget Joneses’, the assertive kind whose major spiritual influences have been the Spice Girls and endless repeats of Sex and the City, deserves zero sympathy for being single. In fact, they only have themselves to blame if they end up eating cat food straight out of the tin, glass of [...]

Facials, manicures, emotional outbursts… Is Metrosexual Man more of a woman than you?

May 4, 2007

“What women couldn’t have anticipated was that these guys would start springing up, straight as anything, but nicking our skin plumpers, opining on soft furnishings, and generally invading Girl Turf”Women who prefer their men rugged may be dismayed to learn that Metrosexual Man will not die. Literally. A new scientific study has concluded that guys [...]

In God They Trust

May 4, 2007

“I walked the floor of The White House night after night until midnight,” President William McKinley recalled. “I went down on my knees and prayed Almighty God for light and guidance.” McKinley was trying to figure out whether to annex the Philippines, captured by U.S. troops in the Spanish-American War of 1898. Finally, it came [...]